Area iPhone Owner Stops Talking About iPhone

In a bizarre and unexpected turn of events today area web-developer, Joseph Stotch, who recently bought an iphone, actually stopped talking about it. Co-workers and witnesses recalled that weeks prior to the incident, Stotch had purchased an iPhone from a local Apple retailer and had since sought every opportunity to brandish the new device, telling them how “freakin’ sweet” it was, even going so far as to steer conversations toward the device that had no conceivable correlation. “I don’t know, he’s pretty excited about it, and that’s cool, I guess,” said Meghan Coen, a co-worker. “Maybe the novelty finally wore off or he realized that people had started avoiding him, it was really weird. For a while it was like he had to make sure you knew he had one.” When finally reached for a statement Stotch reported that “while [the iPhone is] still really cool, I could tell I was pissing some people off.” Stotch also went on the record stating he plans to buy a Toyota Prius in the near term.